Hollywood has a lot of dicks working there, but there are a select few that are known for their wieners instead of just being one. Unlike actresses, not many actors are willing to go the full monty. Thanks to the rumor mills and knowledgeable sources, the men are separated from the boys. So without further ado, here are the six biggest winners in Hollywood.

Eddie Murphy – In his book Penis Size and Enlargement, author Gary Griffin dedicates a section to the men of Tinsel Town and their members. He describes Eddie Murphy as “Star of Beverly Hills Cop, Murphy is known to be very well hung — probably in the 8-9″ (20-22 cm) range.” With that much hanging, it’s no wonder he went on to play a donkey.

Don Johnson – The star of Miami Vice is best known for his five o’clock shadow and linen suits. Maybe he should be known for his natural talents. He’s been described as “being as big around as a beer can.” Gives new meaning to the phrase “frosty head”.

Daniel Craig – While filming Casino Royale, Dame Judy Dench noticed Craig wasn’t always carrying a weapon yet he was always armed. She’s been quoted as saying, “It’s an absolute monster!” Maybe they’ll name his penis 008 in the next Bond film.

James Woods – Woods has always been a little cocksure in the films he’s in. It turns out there is a good reason. While doing press for the film Northfork, Woods let it be known that it wasn’t his leg that Sean Young Krazy Glued his penis to, it was his ankle.

Willem DaFoe – While filming Antichrist, director Lars Von Trier called for a stunt double for the blessed DaFoe. The outspoken director thought that “everybody got very confused when they saw it.” Maybe he was just trying to protect actress Charlotte Gainsbourgh in the opening sex scene.

Ewan McGregor – Before he became a Jedi knight, McGregor was already known for his light saber in the films The Pillow Book and Velvet Goldmine. He’s one of the few male actors willing to bare all. There is no rumor or guessing when it comes to McGregor, he puts the BIG in big screen.

Liam Neeson – The second jedi knight to make the list, Neeson’s member apparently doubles as a staff. Former girlfriend Janice Dickinson revealed, “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn’t you just go gaga? He was amazing!”